15 rules for being a SINGLE WOMAN
Now, my mother used to say, in those times when we discussed CEO’s wives and Politicians wives, she would say, in the vernacular “ You know how Blessed a man is, based on the woman God Gives him.” And so, this is why I spend so much time trying to empower the women. For I believe, that women have a special grace to influence men. If you don’t believe me, ask Bobi wine!
No matter how STRONG a man is, he is only as strong as His woman.
Here are 15 rules for being a Single Woman:
1. If you think all Ugandan men are ugly, expect to live alone till you get old, and die alone.
2. Tyler Perry, Denzel Washington and Ben Affleck all live in Carlifonia. it means the odds of you meeting up with them are next to ZERO. Yes, the perfect men always are unreachable.
3. Perfect men don’t exist. GOOD MEN are everywhere.
4. The consequence of putting Good Men in the Friend Zone while you flirt around with the “Bad Boys” is,…. to become bitter, angry and frustrated when the Good Men you neglected end up marrying your not so attractive friends.
5. Your single girlfriends OFTEN don’t want you to have a happy relationship with a Great Guy. Consider this when listening to their advice.
6. If you dress loose, act loose, and react loose, expect to be treated like a loose girl.
7. If you ask God, the rule for dating is simple:…. if HE (the man) doesn’t have GOD, he shouldn’t have YOU.
8. Rich, Handsome,Funny, Outgoing, Intelligent and Religious – you can ONLY at best, have 2 or 3 of these qualities in a man.
9. The unintended consequence of becoming a Sworn Feminist is……. loneliness.
10. Expecting a man to marry you or spend MONEY on you simply because you have a beautiful BODY is called….. PROSTITUTION. In political philosophy, we used call it SLAVE TRADE. Need I say, William Wilburforce and Abraham Lincoln made it illegal!
11. ANY man can say “I LOVE you” just to get you bed. But if you meet a man who says, “I BELIEVE in you woman, you’ve got the potential to make it” , then tie him to you quickly, give him no room for escape, draw up a wedding or Nikkah plan quickly, He is a Keeper! If you doubt what I’m saying, then send him to me, I’ve got a few good sisters who would be glad to have such a man! simple wedding dresses
12. You can’t have it all. Fame, Sex, Swag, Money, Hell or God. Please have the good sense to realize this. If I were you, I would choose God.
13. If you want an ALREADY MADE man, prepare to be 2nd'3d ,4th wife or a SIDE CHIC! Yes, All the already-made-men I know are married.
14. If you don’t believe that one woman can change the world, then you, my sister are NOT her.
Now, i believe the 14 rules above are enough, they can help any woman, but since i promised 15, here is the last one:
15. Michelle Obama is who young women SHOULD be looking up to. NOT Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, or Kim Kardashia