Q: What do you call
100 Chelsea
supporters at the
bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What do you call a corset wedding dress
dead Chelsea Fan in
a closet?
A: Last years winner
of the hide and seek
contest.
Q: What do you say
to a Chelsea
supporter with a
good looking bird on
his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you call
an Chelsea fan that
does well on an IQ
test?
A: A cheat.
Q: You're trapped in
a room with a Lion,
Cobra snake and an
Chelsea Fan. You
have a gun with
two bullets. What
should you do?
A: Shoot the Chelsea
Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the
difference between
Chelsea and a cup of
tea?
A: The tea stays in
the cup longer!
Q: What do you call
an Chelsea fan in a
suit?
A: The accused.
Q: Why did God make
Chelsea supporters
smelly?
A: So blind people
could laugh at them
too!
Q: Why don't they
drink tea at
Stamford Bridge?
A: Because all the
cups are in
Manchester.
Q: Why can't Chelsea
forwards score any
more goals?
A: I haven't got a
Kalou.
Q: Why do Chelsea
blokes drink from a
saucer?
A: Because the cup's
always in
Manchester!
Q: What's the
difference between
Frequent Flyer Miles
and Chelsea?
A: Frequent Flyer
Miles earn points.
Q: What do you call 5
Chelsea fans
standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are Chelsea
strikers like grizzly
bears?
A: Every fall they go
into hibernation.
Q: What's the
difference between
a line of cocaine and
a pair of Chelsea
tickets?
A: People would
pass up a pair of
Chelsea tickets.
Q: What's the
difference between
a fat chick and a
Chelsea striker?
A: Even a fat chick
scores every once in
a while!
Q: Why do Chelsea
fans suck at
geometry?
A: Because they
never have any
points.
Q: What does a fine
wine and Chelsea
have in common?
A: They both spend
a lot of time in the
cellar, cost too much
and are only enjoyed
on select occasions.
Q: Why do people like
driving a car with a
Chelsea fan?
A: Because you can
park in the handicap
zone!
Q: Whats the
difference between
Chelsea and a
mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops
sucking.
Q: What is the
difference between
an Chelsea
supporter and a
baby?
A: The baby will
stop whining after
awhile.
Q: What do I have in
common with
Chelsea?
A: Next week, we'll
both be watching
the Champions
League final on
television.
Q: What is the
difference between
a bucket of shit and
a Chelsea fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you
casterate an
Chelsea supporter?
A: Kick his sister in
the mouth
Q: What does a
Chelsea fan do
when his team has
won the Champions
League?
A: He turns off the
PlayStation.
Q: What does an
Chelsea supporter
and a bottle of beer
have in common?
A: They're both
empty from the
neck up.
Q: How do you keep
an Chelsea fan from
masterbating?
A: You paint Red
Devils on his dick
and he won't beat it
for 4 years!
Q. Why do ducks fly
over Stamford
Bridge upside down?
A. There's nothing
worth craping on!
Q: Did you hear that
Chelsea doesn't
have a website?
A: They can't string
three "Ws" together.
Q: How do you stop
a Chelsea supporter
from beating his
wife?
A: Dress her in an
Arsenal jersey!
Q: Why did god
invent alcohol?
A: So Chelsea
supporters can get
laid too.
Q: Which sexual
position produces
the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Chelsea
supporter!
Q: What's the
difference between
onions and a Chelsea
supporter?
A: I cry when I cut
up onions...
Q: What's the
difference between
Chelsea supporters
and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are
only annoying in the
summer.
Q: Why are Chelsea
jokes getting dumb
and dumber?
A: Because Chelsea
supporters have
started to make
them up
themselves.
Q: What is the
shortest book in the
world called?
A: Intelligent
Chelsea supporters.
I set my XBOX
password to
"Chelsea's Defense".
It said it was to
weak.
Why did Stamford
bridge fall down
Because Liverpool
knocked it down